Like Hell On a Jetski

Right, there is business to be had, so please be settling down.

Firstly, encouraging news from Yoko, Oh No! who report success in their recent experiment to translate human brain thought into soundwaves.

By connecting a human brain to a Commodore 64, in turn connected to a Betamax Video Cassette Recorder, and bombarding the brain with ‘external influences’, a number of ‘audio-thought transmissions’ have been ‘recorded’.

Please refer to the diagram and the audio-thought transmissions below:



Yoko, Oh No! – Double Dingers

Yoko, Oh No! – Bubble Act

Yoko, Oh No! – Michael J Sexwolf

Special dispensation will be awarded for anyone who can correctly identify the external influences used for each audio-thought transmission. Keep track of progress here and here.

Secondly, a reminder of tomorrows Extraordinary General Meeting, which is compulsory attendance. Details are as follows, no excuses will be tolerated:

02 December 2006
Rubbish & Nasty
308 New Cross Road
London
SE14

2pm to 6pm - Afternoon Session (in the Ground Floor Conference Room):

Shitmat
EBola
DJ Sorry
MDMA
Judith Priest
Ital Tek

6pm to ‘late’ - Evening Session (in the Basement Conference Room):

Yeborobo
Cleckhuddersfax
Man Aubergine
Dude War
Vindicatrix
Librarians

Refreshments will be available throughout, as well as the fine selection of local amenities that are at hand. Minutes will be made available next week.



Any other business? No? Then be off with you.