Jabba Disco Night

In the feature film 'Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi, there's this bit where Jabba the Hutt, bored out of his tiny sluggy mind, gets tired of this lady with tentacles on her head mincing about, and chucks her down into the pit of the Rancor, where she screams and stuff, and we can only presume that she gets killed up.

It is a Thursday.

We know that it's a Thursday, because The Max Rebo Band are playing, and The Max Rebo Band play shoddy funk, and Thursday night is 'Funk Night' at Jabba's Palace.

If it had been a Friday night, it would have been 'Disco Night', and the lady with the betentacled head might have lived to mince another day.

This is because Jabba's tiny mind would have been bombarded with dancenoise from his resident disco band Puyo Puyo, he wouldn't have got bored, and he wouldn't have chucked her down the hole, and she wouldn't have screamed and probably died.

This is what is often called the fickle hand of fate.

So, if you're prone to getting a bit bored, and feeling like watching an alien lady head get killed up at the hands of some futurebeast (who, by the way, can't handle no Force shit), download these, and have a soothing mind melt of a listen.

Puyo Puyo - Disco Jyta

Puyo Puyo - Play Skip Stop

There's more to download and buy here, and if you live in France, you might even see them. I don't.