You Can See It From The River!

Before a return to the real world is attempted, what the festive period revealed to me:

1 – sometimes, being a baby just isn’t glam enough
2 - everyone’s a cunt at Christmas
3 – if he looks like a cab-driver, he must be a cab-driver
4 - pretending to play guitar is better than trying to play guitar
5 - 26 maltesers in the mouth at one time just isn’t good enough
6 - you can see it from the river!
7 - if the man won’t breakdance, breakdance the man
8 – everything seems better with a sherry
9 - be careful what you say – even in February – it will be remembered
10 - it must be in the disco

Hmm. Plenty to think on there.

Which is just as well, as the Tea and Toast Band’s hazed dazed orchestra of the quaintly damned, incorporating pigeon calls and childrens tears, is the perfect accompaniment to a lengthy gaze out of the window on a winter’s afternoon. Tight.

Tea and Toast Band – Morning’s Mount

Tea and Toast Band – Dust Settles

The Band’s latest longish player can be got from here for a bargainous fiver. Hmm.